Office playlist

Here's what's emanating from my neighbor's office:

1. "Freebird"--Lynyrd Skynyrd


2. "Walk of Life"--Dire Straits


3. (Now there's a loud conference call--door open of course--about transfer valves and militant atheists. I couldn't make this shit up. On the plus side, no crappy music.)


4. (More crappy music.) Hooray.


5. "Maybe I'm Amazed"--Paul McCartney


6. "Jane"--Jefferson Starship


7. holy shit...is there an 8-track Ipod I didn't know about?


8. "You Shook Me All Night Long"--AC/DC


9. "Hard to Handle"--Black Crowes


10. "Rock&Roll Band"--Boston


11. (Checking voice mail on speaker phone.) God how I love that. Like we all need to know that your dentist appointment is at 12:45.


12. "Dancing in the Dark"--Bruce Springsteen


13. Fucker.


14. "Ain't to Proud to Beg"--Rolling Stones. I guess there are worse Stones songs. Maybe.


15. Of course. Creedence.


16. "Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"--Creedence Clearwater Revival


17. Jimmy Buffett has to be next.


18. I was wrong.


19. "Legs"--ZZ Top


20. Kill me now.