Clever, clever copy editors

In my head, I imagine lovely little Alice Wynn slaving away at her Metro Spirit desk day after day, praying (or whatever she does to constitute summoning a higher power--sacrificing goats, maybe) for the chance to write a headline like this one, from The News-Enterprise in Hardin County, KY.

Pot 'syndicate' to have joint trial
One defendant's testimony weighs heavy before trial

Fret not, Alice, for your day will come.