Bigfoot does laundry

Email conversation between Amy and I:

Jim:
When is Alice’s party?

Amy:
This Saturday, 5-ish.

J:
Sweet! Babysitter? I could even afford it…

A:
Cool. You may have to loan me some money until I get paid!

J:
How does five dollars sound?

A:
Fan-freakin’-tastic.

J:
Excellent…if you want more, you can work for it…

A:
So what are you thinking, more laundry?

J:
Yes…cause you know the only thing on my mind is laundry. Speaking of which, one night when I couldn’t sleep I turned on HBO and there was an episode of “Real Laundy” on, and one of the vignettes was about fetish laundry videos, and there was this one video where this chick does laundry with a sasquatch. It was pretty awesome.